Church Drops 144,000 Pairs of “Righteous Shoes”

  Fans of the Church are raving over these new kicks.  The “Righteous Shoes” are the most inexpensive Nike brand shoe yet–only $5, the standard price for used shoes at the Deseret Industries thrift store.  Scared you won’t buy a pair in time?  144,00 is a figure of speech; there is no limit to the number of shoes that will be sold.   There was some … Continue reading Church Drops 144,000 Pairs of “Righteous Shoes”

The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

The Living Scriptures revealed this week on their MySpace page that they have begun filming their spin-off of the critically acclaimed trilogy, “The Godfather”. Instead of a plot-driven by mafia activity and murder, “The Goodfather” will focus on Lehi’s family and their journey to the promised land- with just a little bit of murder. Al Pacino, who plays lead Michael Corleone in the original Godfather … Continue reading The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

BYU Allows In-Person Club Meetings Again, Masks Make “Mustache Brotherhood” Meetings More Awkward than Ever

At long last, BYU is allowing clubs to meet in person again. This announcement has been music to the ears of many student-led organizations, with Cosplay Club more excited than all clubs combined. However, due to COVID restrictions such as mask-wearing still being enforced, some clubs are realizing that now is still not their time.  BYU Mustache Brotherhood is one such club. Started in 2017, … Continue reading BYU Allows In-Person Club Meetings Again, Masks Make “Mustache Brotherhood” Meetings More Awkward than Ever

BYU Tenants Union Demands $10 Rent Decrease, Landlords Counter With Weird Communal Barbeque

In an effort to counter rising housing costs in Provo, the BYU Tenants Union has made a push for lowering rent across all student housing by $10 per month. Housing costs have risen significantly in Provo over the past 5 years. This has also coincided with the disappearance of Fall-Winter contracts in favor of year-round obligations. “I’ve been living in Provo for about four years … Continue reading BYU Tenants Union Demands $10 Rent Decrease, Landlords Counter With Weird Communal Barbeque

Heartwarming: Recent BYU Grads Move into Dream Home After Former Tenant Dies of COVID-19

Raysen and Rayson Turley were thrilled to finalize the sale on a two-bed, two-and-a-half-bath starter house in Lehi after 84-year-old Katherine Spendlove passed away.  The couple had been looking for a house that met their needs and their price range for several months with no luck, but Spendlove’s son didn’t have time to deal with his mother’s property following her death, so he listed the … Continue reading Heartwarming: Recent BYU Grads Move into Dream Home After Former Tenant Dies of COVID-19