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Featured, General Conference, News

Church Announces Saturday Session of Conference will be Casual Dress

The Rumors are true: the Quorum of the Twelve and the First Presidency are dressing down for Saturday’s sessions of General Conference. “Casual Saturday”, something that hasn’t happened in 95 years, will allow for a more relaxed dress code than the regular suit and tie apparel.  Stories have been circulating about what inspired the change in attire. Apparently, in the Brethren’s heated game of Sunday … Continue reading Church Announces Saturday Session of Conference will be Casual Dress

Lisa Simpson
Featured, General Conference, News

Nickelodeon Purchases Streaming Rights for General Conference, Speakers to be Slimed after talks, Spongebob’s Band to Perform Between Sessions

From NFL Playoff games to international religious conferences, Nickelodeon has been really expanding its programming horizons. Like many of their former child actors, Nickelodeon has begun rebranding and attempting to seem more mature than they actually are. Reports have recently been released that the 191st Annual General Conference will be shown exclusively on Nickelodeon.  In this surprising turn of events, The Church of Jesus Christ … Continue reading Nickelodeon Purchases Streaming Rights for General Conference, Speakers to be Slimed after talks, Spongebob’s Band to Perform Between Sessions

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Life, News

Church Drops 144,000 Pairs of “Righteous Shoes”

  Fans of the Church are raving over these new kicks.  The “Righteous Shoes” are the most inexpensive Nike brand shoe yet–only $5, the standard price for used shoes at the Deseret Industries thrift store.  Scared you won’t buy a pair in time?  144,00 is a figure of speech; there is no limit to the number of shoes that will be sold.   There was some … Continue reading Church Drops 144,000 Pairs of “Righteous Shoes”

Renesmee
Featured, Uncategorized

The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

The Living Scriptures revealed this week on their MySpace page that they have begun filming their spin-off of the critically acclaimed trilogy, “The Godfather”. Instead of a plot-driven by mafia activity and murder, “The Goodfather” will focus on Lehi’s family and their journey to the promised land- with just a little bit of murder. Al Pacino, who plays lead Michael Corleone in the original Godfather … Continue reading The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured

BYU Allows In-Person Club Meetings Again, Masks Make “Mustache Brotherhood” Meetings More Awkward than Ever

At long last, BYU is allowing clubs to meet in person again. This announcement has been music to the ears of many student-led organizations, with Cosplay Club more excited than all clubs combined. However, due to COVID restrictions such as mask-wearing still being enforced, some clubs are realizing that now is still not their time.  BYU Mustache Brotherhood is one such club. Started in 2017, … Continue reading BYU Allows In-Person Club Meetings Again, Masks Make “Mustache Brotherhood” Meetings More Awkward than Ever

Lisa Simpson