God announces He prefers to be thanked for “the rain” rather than “the moisture”

With the beehive state and many others facing drought conditions of increasing seriousness, local leaders and general authorities alike have encouraged the members in their stakes to pray for rain. Somehow during this invitation for supplications of precipitation, a large portion of members got the idea that rather than use the word “rain” to describe what they wish to receive, they should instead say “moisture.” … Continue reading God announces He prefers to be thanked for “the rain” rather than “the moisture”

Kirby Heyborne Given Lifetime Achievement Award at Oscars

He starred in The R.M. He shone in The Best Two Years. He hosted a BYUTV show that your Grandma really likes. And now, he has an Oscar. Kirby Heyborne, Mormon actor, has been awarded an Academy Lifetime Achievement Award for his contribution to the art of film. The award was presented by Quentin Tarantino, who said the following: “Kirby has truly redefined the art form. We … Continue reading Kirby Heyborne Given Lifetime Achievement Award at Oscars

LDS Church Releases New AI Tool ‘ChatCTR’

Imagine a world where devotionals are unoriginal, lacking in the Spirit. Where prayers are no longer inspired, they are generated. Where Sunday School lessons and sacrament meeting talks no longer have to be written by a human. We are now living in this world, thanks to the newest AI development: ChatCTR. While sacrament meeting talks used to be an agonizing slog of preparation, with ChatCTR, … Continue reading LDS Church Releases New AI Tool ‘ChatCTR’

Kevin Worthen accidentally bulldozes WILK instead of HFAC

Kevin Worthen, president of BYU, wanted to help in the demolition of the HFAC and rented his own bulldozer. However, because Kevin rarely leaves the ASB, he did not know which building the HFAC is. He drove his bulldozer straight into the side if the WILK. After taking out a few rooms, Kevin posed for some photo ops outside to show off his work. K-dubs … Continue reading Kevin Worthen accidentally bulldozes WILK instead of HFAC

Newly Discovered Joseph Smith Prophecy Accurately Predicts Entire MCU

In Doctrine and Covenants section 87, Joseph Smith accurately predicted the coming Civil War, 30 years before it began. This was not enough to convince his doubters of his prophetic calling. Well, let’s see them try to explain this. While demolishing the HFAC, construction worker Tim Devon discovered a box underneath a granite slab. In the box was discovered a 50 page prophecy, accurately and … Continue reading Newly Discovered Joseph Smith Prophecy Accurately Predicts Entire MCU