Category: Life

Campus, Life

BYU announces Rainbow Day to celebrate Noah’s Flood

This Friday as students and professors poured onto campus decked in rainbows, BYU officials announced their first annual Rainbow Day to celebrate God’s promise to Noah after the flood. “I just woke up today and thought, wow, how grateful am I that God promised to never flood the earth again,” one BYU official was heard saying.  He continued, “It just seemed like a great idea, … Continue reading BYU announces Rainbow Day to celebrate Noah’s Flood

Sister Michael
Life

DI Thrift Stores to add Food Courts to all Locations

In an effort to compete with Costco, Deseret Industries announced that will begin to add food courts to all of its locations by the end of the year. This decision was made in an attempt to keep “shopping local” and “give customers diabetes before someone else will”. Unsurprisingly, DI Thrift Stores will operate their food courts the same exact way as their stores and will … Continue reading DI Thrift Stores to add Food Courts to all Locations

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Life

BYU Student excommunicated after confessing to his Bishop that he still watches Minecraft videos

Cherd McGaulkin knew that confessing your sins was a beautiful and important part of life. It provided a fresh start and a chance to become better as a person. But during his interview, he did not expect his Bishop to inquire of the most deadly of sin and was caught completely off guard. “It has been a great interview,” McGaulkin recounted. “As the interview to … Continue reading BYU Student excommunicated after confessing to his Bishop that he still watches Minecraft videos

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Life, Sports

Meryl Streep to perform at Saturday’s men’s basketball halftime show

Five-time Emmy Award and Oscar Nominee Meryl Streep just agreed to perform Saturday night! She will be singing her hit single, I Need a Hero. “I believe there is a hero in all of us, from Shrek to Jesus, and from Tom Hanks to Scooby Doo,” says Streep. “I just wish I had a hero. It is so lonely sometimes, being known as a sophisticated philanthropist, soccer … Continue reading Meryl Streep to perform at Saturday’s men’s basketball halftime show

Renesmee
Life, News

Homemade crystal meth diffuses around Heritage Halls building, students in the vicinity still high

  On February 20th, A Heritage Halls student, who is somehow over the age of 18, formed a methamphetamine cloud while making homemade crystal meth. When University Police arrived, the top floor of the building was cloudy. “We could only see two feet in front of ourselves,” says Joe Bob, BYU’s Chief of Police. “It was an honest mistake. Just make sure to take Chem … Continue reading Homemade crystal meth diffuses around Heritage Halls building, students in the vicinity still high

Renesmee