Category: Life

General Conference, Life

“Elder Bednar’s tests were a ‘proving’ and ‘trying’ time in my life,” says man who took the Apostle’s classes

On the morning of the October 3rd session of General Conference, Elder David A Bednar gave a powerful talk on the importance of tests, and how they prepare us for both academic pursuits and life. While rousing to most who heard it, the talk reminded Samuel Aggleton, a former student of Elder Bednar’s, of some tough memories. Samuel took to Twitter to proclaim: “Elder Bednar’s … Continue reading “Elder Bednar’s tests were a ‘proving’ and ‘trying’ time in my life,” says man who took the Apostle’s classes

James West
Life

LDS Church Announces List Of Temples To Be Destroyed

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced the beginning of the destruction of some of the less-frequently used temples in a press release on Monday morning. “It’s all due to budget cuts, ok? The plan is to destroy them, and then rebuild them as mobile temples just because of…you know…2020.” said a spokesperson for the Church. The announcement adds that no temple will … Continue reading LDS Church Announces List Of Temples To Be Destroyed

Liz Lemon
Sustain New SPJ
Life

Ward Won’t Sustain YW President Until There’s a New Bishop

The members of the Cedar Hills 17th Ward are in the midst of an intense debate. Donald Johnson has been their bishop for almost five years and is expected to be released before the end of the year. This past Sunday, Johnson called Amy Burnett to be the new Young Women President. In a shocking turn of events, over half of the congregation refused to … Continue reading Ward Won’t Sustain YW President Until There’s a New Bishop

Cameron Frye
Life

BYU Finally #1 Party School In America!

After decades of sweeping throw-away award categories like “Most Sober” and “Best Value for Best Price”, Brigham Young University has finally received the honor of “#1 Party School” by the Princeton Review. This major upset is most likely due to COVID-19 and the resultant shift to online coursework, though experts would like to remind you that correlation is not causation. Other notorious party schools like … Continue reading BYU Finally #1 Party School In America!

Liz Lemon
WAP Clean Version
Life

Local Stake Dance DJ Makes “Clean” Version of Cardi B’s WAP That is 41 Seconds Long

Terrance Drake grew up in Sandy, Utah. In his youth, he wanted to be a famous DJ. Unfortunately, life had different plans; so, Terrance lives his dream vicariously by being a DJ for local stake and ward dances. “It’s really fun,” said Terrance in a 2019 interview, “I pride myself on my ability to bring today’s best songs to our youth appropriately.” Terrance is known … Continue reading Local Stake Dance DJ Makes “Clean” Version of Cardi B’s WAP That is 41 Seconds Long

James West