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BYU Finally #1 Party School In America!

After decades of sweeping throw-away award categories like “Most Sober” and “Best Value for Best Price”, Brigham Young University has finally received the honor of “#1 Party School” by the Princeton Review. This major upset is most likely due to COVID-19 and the resultant shift to online coursework, though experts would like to remind you that correlation is not causation. Other notorious party schools like … Continue reading BYU Finally #1 Party School In America!

Liz Lemon
WAP Clean Version
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Local Stake Dance DJ Makes “Clean” Version of Cardi B’s WAP That is 41 Seconds Long

Terrance Drake grew up in Sandy, Utah. In his youth, he wanted to be a famous DJ. Unfortunately, life had different plans; so, Terrance lives his dream vicariously by being a DJ for local stake and ward dances. “It’s really fun,” said Terrance in a 2019 interview, “I pride myself on my ability to bring today’s best songs to our youth appropriately.” Terrance is known … Continue reading Local Stake Dance DJ Makes “Clean” Version of Cardi B’s WAP That is 41 Seconds Long

James West
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Inspired by Success of Changes in Mulan Remake, Dreamworks Releases Live Action “Prince of Egypt” Movie with no God

Disney and Dreamworks fans alike can look forward to another reenvisioned childhood classic that they physically can’t stop themselves from watching. Dreamworks spokesperson Cameron Burns said on the topic, “We figured if Mulan can get rid of a beloved character like Mushu and still charge $30 for a movie, that it’s just anything goes now.” Burns added, “In this political climate, having such a controversial … Continue reading Inspired by Success of Changes in Mulan Remake, Dreamworks Releases Live Action “Prince of Egypt” Movie with no God

Albert Camus
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BYU freshman creates ‘photo-printed’ masks to help with freshmen dating

The percent of BYU students getting married during their freshman year has dropped from 87% to 39%, due to social distancing, which has resulted in the recent creation of customized “face” masks. To combat the fear of finishing freshman year still single, several BYU first-year students designed personalized face masks under the company Your True Looks. “The problem was that you might see a guy … Continue reading BYU freshman creates ‘photo-printed’ masks to help with freshmen dating

Gail Black
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Utah Jazz Lead Online Temple Prayer Roll Submissions

Last week the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that members could submit names online for the prayer roll at the temple. Today they have released the results of the most submitted names. Leading the way are members of the Utah Jazz and Zach Wilson, the quarterback for BYU’s football team. Many people are asking for prayers for the Jazz in the playoffs. … Continue reading Utah Jazz Lead Online Temple Prayer Roll Submissions

Cameron Frye