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5 Ways to Tell If Your Current Relationship is Real, or Just a Response to Soul Crushing Loneliness

Have you started a relationship with someone since April? If you’re anything like us, you’re probably wondering if it’s based on real mutual affinity, or is just a psychological crutch to deal with current events. After consulting some of the world’s most eminent psychologists, we’ve made a simple list of five methods to help you decide! Do you find that after meeting with this person, … Continue reading 5 Ways to Tell If Your Current Relationship is Real, or Just a Response to Soul Crushing Loneliness

Hugh Wei
Life

Generous Off-Campus Housing Landlord to Let Students Cancel Contract for Low Price of Firstborn Child

  In light of concern about spiking coronavirus infections in Utah, and facing growing ire from hordes of disgruntled students, benevolent Provo landlord Rick Rolle has announced that his tenants will be permitted to break their leases prematurely for the modest fee of their firstborn child. Jenyssa and Leroy Small, married BYU sophomores who recently welcomed an infant son, Solomon, expressed disappointment at their landlord’s … Continue reading Generous Off-Campus Housing Landlord to Let Students Cancel Contract for Low Price of Firstborn Child

Emil Ratburn III
Campus, Life

BYU refuses to drop ACT/SAT admission requirements; adds Old Testament themed obstacle course to application

Due to the widespread COVID-19 pandemic, many colleges and universities across the US have dropped the standardized testing requirement from their admissions process. BYU is not one of these schools. In a statement issued on Thursday, the school announced that the ACT/SAT was here to stay. A representative for the university also mentioned that the administration felt that more requirements were necessary. These additional requirements … Continue reading BYU refuses to drop ACT/SAT admission requirements; adds Old Testament themed obstacle course to application

Liz Lemon
Life

Worthens to Deliver Cookies to Every BYU Student Around the Country

Seeking to cheer up the BYU student body, Kevin and Peggy Worthen are spending the rest of their summer on a quest to deliver cookies to every BYU student in the country.  According to sources, the Worthens recently acquired a Winnebago and over 3,000 pounds of chocolate chips. “We can’t fix everything for all these kids, but we think it would be nice to check … Continue reading Worthens to Deliver Cookies to Every BYU Student Around the Country

Donald Cherry
getting married soon
Life

Provo Girls Prepare Their Parents for Upcoming Weddings With All Missionaries Returning Home Early

Missionaries have been returning from all over the world, catching the attention of over 68% of the single BYU females, who have begun actively updating their Pinterest wedding boards. “I had a three-year plan for BYU that included waiting for my missionary,” said Hayeleigh Holland. “Now that my boyfriend, Raustin, has been released, I need to speed up my plans so we can get married … Continue reading Provo Girls Prepare Their Parents for Upcoming Weddings With All Missionaries Returning Home Early

Warren Dusenberry