Newlyweds Threaten to Post a Wedding Photo Every Hour Until Every Item on Their Registry is Purchased

“So grateful to have him for eternity (: I’m so lucky!” reads the beginning of Shelby Young’s lasted Instagram post, showing off wedding photos that were taken approximately 45 seconds ago. The loving caption continues in the same appreciative tone: “Now give us money and also things (: Link in bio (: Love you all (:” Newlyweds Shelby and Shadrach Young are the latest amongst … Continue reading Newlyweds Threaten to Post a Wedding Photo Every Hour Until Every Item on Their Registry is Purchased

Raintree Resident Unable to Steal Roommates’ Food Because Everyone’s Always Home

As social distancing continues on, it is worth taking notice of how things have been changing for average people over the last five weeks. Wednesday evening, the Alternate Universe received a report from Raintree Commons resident Brian Metzger regarding how “Stay at Home” policies have impacted his day to day life. “It used to be easy, you know? I’d grab something on the way out … Continue reading Raintree Resident Unable to Steal Roommates’ Food Because Everyone’s Always Home

UVU Student Heroically Stays Home and Does Nothing: ‘Governor Herbert Told Me to’

On March 30, Utah Governor Gary Herbert issued a public health directive called “Stay Safe, Stay Home” to help combat the spread of COVID-19 in the state. It encourages Utah residents to do the bare minimum to help flatten the curb, namely staying home when possible and keeping a six-foot distance from people when the need to go out arises. While many people have done … Continue reading UVU Student Heroically Stays Home and Does Nothing: ‘Governor Herbert Told Me to’

‘Fasting Won’t Help Anyone’ Says Guy Who Has Spent Entire Quarantine Playing Minecraft

Local Provo Resident Tommy Robinson has reportedly been very critical of people around the world choosing to fast today, arguing that it is “completely useless and unhelpful.” Robinson took a short break from recreating the entire BYU campus in the world of Minecraft to share his thoughts. “It is a complete waste of time and energy to not eat or drink for 24 hours. We … Continue reading ‘Fasting Won’t Help Anyone’ Says Guy Who Has Spent Entire Quarantine Playing Minecraft

Local Family Confused, Disturbed by New ‘Lion King Netflix Series’

When the Smith family sat down to watch Netflix together Monday night, they were excited to discover a new Netflix original series continuing the Disney classic “Lion King”. However, parent and child alike were filled with horror when a smoking man appeared on screen and began describing a convicted murderer named Joe Exotic while flashing images of people getting mauled by tigers. “I think I … Continue reading Local Family Confused, Disturbed by New ‘Lion King Netflix Series’