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LDS Church Announces All YSA Sunday Services Will Be Held Via Animal Crossing

After a slew of changes made in response to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has announced that all Sunday Services will be held via the popular Nintendo video game “Animal Crossing: New Horizons”. “It just seemed like the perfect venue for our young single adults,” said presiding Bishop Fisher E. Mann. According to Mann, the services will be held … Continue reading LDS Church Announces All YSA Sunday Services Will Be Held Via Animal Crossing

Liz Lemon
Campus, Life

Bootleg Zoom Recordings Being Sold On Flash Drives

As classes at BYU have transitioned online, many professors are not allowing their lectures and classes to be recorded through Zoom. This forces many lazy students to find alternative ways to skip their classes and still view them at a later time. Reports have been circulating that Zoom recordings are being sold to students on USB flash drives. These bootleg recordings are being sold on … Continue reading Bootleg Zoom Recordings Being Sold On Flash Drives

Art Vandelay
Life

10 BYU Approved Activities To Do In Self-Isolation

Due to COVID-19 and the cancelation of in-person classes, you may just find yourself stuck inside on a period of self-isolation. However, this does not mean that your BYU experience has to come to an end. You can still have a Cougar-ific year inside. Here are 10 things you can do to continue to enter to learn and go forth to serve.  Take a cold … Continue reading 10 BYU Approved Activities To Do In Self-Isolation

Liz Lemon
Life, News

Angel Moroni on Salt Lake Temple Drops Trumpet, Launches Into Upper Atmosphere

An earthquake on Wednesday morning caused some damage to a beloved Salt Lake landmark. The Angel Moroni statue atop the Salt Lake City Temple was stripped of its trumpet due to seismic activity. This did not deter the Church’s plan to launch the statue into low orbit later on that same day. “We were aware that some superficial damage to the statue could occur during … Continue reading Angel Moroni on Salt Lake Temple Drops Trumpet, Launches Into Upper Atmosphere

Donald Cherry
Life

President Worthen Frantically Stockpiling Holiday Decorations, Preparing for the 2020 Festive Season

President Kevin J. Worthen was disappointed to cancel several days of BYU classes this week, but quickly settled into the rigors of outlasting a virus. With department stores beginning to empty, sources close to BYU’s 13th president are saying that he has frantically begun buying up wreaths and unpacking holiday decorations to prepare for the festivities of the coming year. “He won’t stop baking pies. … Continue reading President Worthen Frantically Stockpiling Holiday Decorations, Preparing for the 2020 Festive Season

Warren Dusenberry