Hearts were bursting today as the Provo Maceys blasted Eric Carmen’s hit song ‘All By Myself’ for hours on repeat. Shoppers were serenaded by Carmen’s dulcet tones from 2 in the afternoon until closing, late that evening. Jacob Reedy, a Macey’s employee who was working during the musical escapade, told reporters that he believed that “whoever was playing the song on repeat probably had a … Continue reading Local Maceys Refuses to Stop Playing ‘All By Myself’ Over the Loudspeaker

BYU senior Dave Frederickson is currently seeking more information about a red-haired freshman he briefly saw in the Cougareat yesterday. While the beginning of Fall semester is already a popular time for upperclassmen to get to know students who are new to the university, Wendy seems to have caught the eyes of dozens of recently-returned missionaries. “She definitely appears to be pretty popular.” he said, … Continue reading BYU Student Inquires About Relationship Status of Incoming Freshman “Wendy”

With summer ending soon, the time has come for everyone to realize that they have done absolutely nothing cool or exciting for the last four months. Luckily, you still have enough time to get something impressive accomplished! Here are a few ideas to get you started: Break as many honor code rules as you possibly can. It’s about time you took advantage of your freedom … Continue reading 6 Fun Things To Do Before Fall Semester