Category: News

Life, News

Holy Clout: Church Creates First LDS “Hype House” in Attempt to Reach Gen Z Audience

Picture it: a quant Utah McMansion. Inside, David Archuleta and Lindsey Stirling record themselves doing the latest TikTok trend in the foyer. Above them on the balcony, Cosmo the Cougar performs continual backflips on Instagram live. Next to him, Hank Smith drafts his latest batch of tweets. In the property’s music studio, the hottest members of Vocal Point threaten the release of a new album. … Continue reading Holy Clout: Church Creates First LDS “Hype House” in Attempt to Reach Gen Z Audience

Sue Sylvester
General Conference, Life, News

Saturday Evening Session of General Conference to be Kahoot Review

The Saturday evening session of general conference has had several purposes over the years. Originally a session for Priesthood holders, and then alternating between women’s and priesthood sessions before the announcement that session was being discontinued was made in June of 2021. Just a month later, the First Presidency of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced that Saturday evening was back on. … Continue reading Saturday Evening Session of General Conference to be Kahoot Review

Carmen Sandeigo
BYU Voices, Campus, Life, News

BYU Tenants Union Celebration Cut Short By Landlord After Noise Complaint

After BYU’s announcement, that starting next August, BYU students will no longer be required to live in BYU-approved housing, members of the Provo-centric tenant union decided to mark the occasion. Their festivities were cut short by the natural enemy of the Union—the Landlord. “We just wanted to do something fun for once,” said one partygoer. “Crack open a pack of apple beer, recite some of … Continue reading BYU Tenants Union Celebration Cut Short By Landlord After Noise Complaint

Albert Camus
Campus, News

Anti-Honor Code Vigilante Cuts Holes in Jeans

Recent reports from students and faculty alike allege that there is a vigilante figure cutting holes in the kneecaps of pants. Their identity and motives remain unknown. We interviewed Jason Peters, a recent victim, at a nearby Walmart. “I had to stay home for a week when my only pants were cut, I felt so dirty showing my kneecaps in public,” says Jason Peters, a … Continue reading Anti-Honor Code Vigilante Cuts Holes in Jeans

Inigo Montoya
Campus, Life, News

Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls

Watch out, freshmen! Chipman Hall’s entire first floor has reported cases of Ligma, a nasty foot fungus that turns your nails yellow and causes the skin to turn porous.  Other symptoms include diarrhea, nosebleeds, foot acne, dancing feet, and an inexplicable desire to join team Edward.  Sarah Winters says, “Everyone in our hall is livid. None of us can go to the pool on Saturday … Continue reading Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls

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