BYU Football Drops NuSkin Sponsorship, Brings on Hooters as Primary Sponsor

Provo residents out and about this morning may have noticed the giant hooters logo atop the BYU Lavelle Edwards Stadium. Seemingly overnight, the previous NuSkin emblem was torn down and replaced in response to sponsorship changes for the BYU Football team. To understand the reasoning behind this sudden switch, the Alternate Universe sent their most seasoned reporter to speak with Seymour Butts, BYU Football Financial … Continue reading BYU Football Drops NuSkin Sponsorship, Brings on Hooters as Primary Sponsor

Provo Voices: Used Mutual Coupons Will Be Voided If You Don’t Marry Your Date – You Will Have to Pay the Difference

Mutual is the most popular dating app in Utah county for many reasons. In addition to the focus on gospel standards and being the best place to find a ring before spring, Mutual also has coupons for dates. Treat your date to mini cheesecakes, crepes, or an escape room for the low low price of 10% off. However, Mutual has recently implemented a new policy. … Continue reading Provo Voices: Used Mutual Coupons Will Be Voided If You Don’t Marry Your Date – You Will Have to Pay the Difference

Church Announces Global First Presidency Halloween Devotional on Sunday, October 31st

Yesterday morning, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that next Sunday, October 31st, the First Presidency will be holding a Halloween Devotional to be live-streamed globally. This will be the first time that the church has done a special event for this non-religious holiday. While this may have come as a surprise to many members, the phenomenon of Halloween falling on a … Continue reading Church Announces Global First Presidency Halloween Devotional on Sunday, October 31st

Wilkinson Piano Player Actually Chained Against His Will

The BYU Wilkinson Center is mainly known to function as a center on campus for studying, eating, and ignoring booths of solicitors. But under the innocent mirage of a student center lies another sinister purpose: a prison.  Many have noticed the daily disturbance coming from a pianist at the center of the Wilk. What they might not know, is that this infamous pianist quite literally … Continue reading Wilkinson Piano Player Actually Chained Against His Will

Cougareat to Partner with HCO to Fix Staffing Shortages

As many students have noticed, BYU’s Courgareat has limited hours and services this semester due to staffing shortages. The Cougareat has tried several solutions to the problem, including temporarily closing stores and limiting menus. These attempts have had varying levels of success, but they believe that they have finally hit on the best alternative. The Honor Code is a notorious part of attending BYU, and … Continue reading Cougareat to Partner with HCO to Fix Staffing Shortages