After a unanimous vote at the state capitol in Salt Lake City early Thursday morning, the Utah legislature has voted to send all unneeded Coronavirus tests to celebrities in need. “Since Utah is doing so well with infection and death rates, we really don’t need all these tests”, said Mark Walters, the Utah County house representative. According to an official statement released by Governor Herbert’s … Continue reading Utah Legislature Votes To Send Extra Coronavirus Tests to Celebrities in Need

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced a new “zoombombing” program for new missionaries early Saturday morning. In response to the  COVID-19 pandemic, the Church has released dozens of missionaries from service, and has suspended the calls of many more potential missionaries. This suspension of mission calls has no doubt disappointed hundreds of young people hoping to serve. “Zoombombing” is the process of … Continue reading Church Announces New Missionary Zoom-bombing Program

Much to the chagrin of those who expected a conventional Easter egg hunt, the Easter Bunny has been arrested in New York City for violating quarantine. “We warned Mr. Bunny several times leading up to the holiday that the restrictions imposed by the City of New York applied to him as well.” says Police Chief Ian Grover, “Mr. Bunny’s flagrant disregard for safe social distancing … Continue reading Easter Bunny Arrested For Breaking Quarantine

Our publishers (we are jointly owned by Amazon and Bonneville Distribution) tells us we need to write more about coronavirus because it’s “topical” and “the only thing that anyone can talk about right now.” But we are sick of it. Not sick with the virus, but sick of writing about it. We don’t know what you people want anymore. There just aren’t any ideas left. … Continue reading We Are Sick Of Writing About Coronavirus