The Alternate Universe has been serving BYU students the finest news since 1955, and now we want you to serve the finest looks with our new line of merch. For $7.99, this sock featuring our logo will be sure to impress your date! The classic blue ‘AU’ at the top is complemented by the gray toe and heel borders on the bottom. You can only … Continue reading Alternate Universe Merch Capitalizes on Cyber Monday Sales by Adding New Must-Have Items

Early Tuesday morning, the Provo Del Taco closed its doors for the final time after the restaurant’s lease expired. Some were saddened by the sudden news, as the Del Taco had become a favorite among those craving lackluster Mexican food at 3 AM. Taco lovers need not fear, however. The following morning, Provo mayor Michelle Kaufusi announced that the Del Taco has been replaced by … Continue reading Recently-Closed Provo Del Taco Replaced by Yet Another Taco Bell

Despite initial buzz surrounding the recently announced ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ show, Bravo TV has decided to drop the project altogether. Following a ‘very wholesome’ and ‘drama-free’ week of shooting, the disappointed film crew abruptly packed up and went back to California. PBS Kids has since floated an offer to acquire the series. “We followed these moms around Salt Lake all week dropping … Continue reading Bravo TV Drops ‘Real Housewives of SLC’ after Drama-Free, Very Wholesome Week of Filming

Over the past couple of months, it has been rumored that BYU officials are desperately searching for a new source of funding. With recent renovations to the BYU store and Cougareat, some have speculated that tuition prices might rise once again. However, since low tuition costs are the only way BYU can justify the high school-like interiors of half of its buildings, this rumor seems … Continue reading BYU Releases ‘Now That’s What I Call Tunnel Singing’ Commemorative CD for Quick Cash Grab

BYUtv president Micheal Dunn announced plans for an exclusive streaming service called “BYUtv+” via press release this morning at 9 a.m. “The streaming service is designed for those people who think that the shows on Disney+ are just a little too raunchy. It’s definitely for regular people, not just members of the Church. Our content 100% appeals to the whole world. The whole world loves … Continue reading BYUtv Announces BYUtv+ Streaming Service, Exclusive ‘Johnny Lingo’ Flagship Series