The Princeton Review announced their annual list of “Stone-Cold Sober” schools earlier this month, with BYU taking the top spot for the 22nd year in a row. The announcement has been met with comments, interests, and general buzz from no one, except our friends at The Daily Universe. “Oh, that list? Yeah, we just sort of stopped the research on that one,” said a Princeton … Continue reading BYU Tops Stone-Cold Sober List; “Wow. I’m Really Surprised,” Says Entire World

In a surprise by-invitation-only keynote at the Varsity Theater, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced Friday that the tech giant has partnered with BYU to release several exciting new products. The headliner is a BYU edition of AirPods Pro, a product that will supposedly be unlike any other. “We’re thrilled to be partnering with the Lord’s University to bring their students an amazing product,” Cook said. … Continue reading Apple Announces BYU Edition of AirPods Pro

On Thursday evening at around 8:12 PM, the BYU Police Department raided the Orem 24th Ward Trunk-or-Treat, making 85 arrests. The police acted on an anonymous tip making them aware of an enormous drug deal taking place in an LDS church parking lot. “We got a call at 7:50 PM on Thursday, alerting us of an immense drug deal taking place between 50 to 60 … Continue reading BYU PD Mistakes Trunk-or-Treat for Drug Swap, Arrests 85

Our great American constitution is hanging by a thread. It is assailed on all sides by the forces of evil. Only one true patriot defends it night and day: President Mitt Romney. Indeed, this inspiring man has been campaigning for president long enough that at this point I simply consider him to be President. Shouldn’t we all? My name is Pierre Delecto, and, despite my … Continue reading ‘Romney is the Final Thread by Which the Constitution Hangs’ Says Pierre Delecto in Exclusive Guest Post

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints made the official announcement two weeks ago that a temple is to be built in Orem, Utah, surprising not only general members of the church but the people of Orem as well. The Orem City Council is now scrambling for perspective locations to start construction and have narrowed it down to the following options: 1. UVU Campus … Continue reading 6 Prospective Sites for the Orem Temple