In an effort to engage all students, Brigham Young University announced a change to its yearly Homecoming Week celebrations.  “We were trying to figure out how we can get our students excited about Homecoming.” said a representative from BYUSA, “Then, someone suggested we make college more like high school. After all, who doesn’t love high school? Those were the glory days!” Below is a summary … Continue reading Bring Back the Glory Days: BYU Announces Homecoming ‘Spirit Week’

Over the weekend, Smith’s updated their cash registers with a plethora of plasma-collecting medical equipment, officially kickstarting its “PlasmaPay” program for the college town of Provo. Starting today, customers may begin paying for their groceries directly with blood. This bold move, Smith’s executives claim, will save hundreds of poor students several hours a week by eliminating their need to visit official plasma collection facilities. “This … Continue reading Local Smith’s Grocery Store Installs Plasma-Accepting Cash Registers to ‘Cut Out Middleman’