Super Bowl Sunday is one of the country’s grandest days. Nothing screams “America!” like sitting on a couch for four hours, staring at a screen, and eating food that isn’t even that good. The Alternate Universe has compiled this ultimate guide for you to navigate Super Bowl LIV. Who’s playing? The San Francisco 49ers, representing the Big 12 Conference, and the Kansas City Chiefs, representing … Continue reading The Alternate Universe’s Guide to Super Bowl LIV

Students across campus have been buzzing this week thanks to BYU’s latest announcement: the football team has been disbanded, with the football program set to be pulled from the official athletic lineup in the fall. The intramural spikeball team, which has been formally upgraded to a nationally competitive collegiate team, will take its place. Indeed, spikeball– the most beloved sport in the country– will be … Continue reading BYU Football Team Disbanded in Favor of Superior Spikeball Team

Saying they were seeking a better fan experience for all students, the ROC Board announced Saturday that they will be introducing a new student section for married students ahead of tonight’s game at LaVell Edwards Stadium against Boise State. “We’ve always wanted to provide the best possible experience for our fans from all demographics, and this new section will allow all married students to sit … Continue reading BYU’s ROC Board Announces New Married Student Seating Section

In preparation for Saturday’s game against the University of South Florida, BYU has enlisted the help of noted Florida Man researcher Dr. Phoebe Watts. With only one player on the roster from the state of Florida, the Cougars looked to Dr. Watts to help them be mentally ready for the challenges they could face. “It’s natural for people with little experience living around Florida Men … Continue reading BYU Hires Florida Man Expert to Prep for USF Game