In this classic ‘gentlemen’s bet’, the Pope has agreed to read the Book of Mormon if BYU beats Notre Dame. President Nelson has subsequently agreed to move to Vatican City so they can play Scrabble more often. “I always kick his butt in scrabble so I’m confident that my Cougars will do the same,” President Nelson told the Alternate Universe. Initially, the two spiritual powerhouses … Continue reading Pope Agrees to Read the Book of Mormon if BYU Beats Notre Dame

It is yet again the start of another amazing semester at BYU campus. Bees are humming, birds are singing, and BYU has only made national headlines twice so far. The semester is far from normal, however. You may have noticed a change in the atmosphere. “What is this unsettling feeling?” you may ask. After some digging, we have realized that the ukulele guy is nowhere … Continue reading Has Anyone Seen Ukulele Guy Recently?

We’ve all been there. You gave it your all, but it’s just too much. Whether your calling is in primary or activities coordination, or wether your reason for quitting is a person who have to work with or a lack of time, we’ve got you covered. Here are our top 5 ways of getting that long-deserved release: Swear a lot. Group chats, meetings, any time … Continue reading How to Get Released from Your Calling