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Arbor Day Miracle? Cell Phone Tower Tree in Provo Starts Bearing Fruit

This towering fake pine which has served as a landmark for decades finally has a use besides letting students in Provo send out-of-date memes to each other. BYU student Corbon Shumway first reported the “pear-like” fruit, seemingly sprouting on the inanimate pole.  “It’s a real popcorn-on-the-apricot-tree kind of situation,” Shumway said. “On the one hand, I saw it right before my eyes, on the other … Continue reading Arbor Day Miracle? Cell Phone Tower Tree in Provo Starts Bearing Fruit

Albert Camus
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The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

The Living Scriptures revealed this week on their MySpace page that they have begun filming their spin-off of the critically acclaimed trilogy, “The Godfather”. Instead of a plot-driven by mafia activity and murder, “The Goodfather” will focus on Lehi’s family and their journey to the promised land- with just a little bit of murder. Al Pacino, who plays lead Michael Corleone in the original Godfather … Continue reading The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

Bobby Zimmeruski
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Top 10 Celebrities Eligible for Proxy Baptism

In 1839, most members of the LDS church only had one question: how do the billions of people who never had the opportunity to be eternally sober and have a dozen kids get the chance to receive their own complementary planet?  That all changed when Joseph Smith first introduced the revelation known as “baptisms for the dead” August 15, 1840. This fundamental doctrine is where … Continue reading Top 10 Celebrities Eligible for Proxy Baptism

Sue Sylvester
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BYU Tenants Union Demands $10 Rent Decrease, Landlords Counter With Weird Communal Barbeque

In an effort to counter rising housing costs in Provo, the BYU Tenants Union has made a push for lowering rent across all student housing by $10 per month. Housing costs have risen significantly in Provo over the past 5 years. This has also coincided with the disappearance of Fall-Winter contracts in favor of year-round obligations. “I’ve been living in Provo for about four years … Continue reading BYU Tenants Union Demands $10 Rent Decrease, Landlords Counter With Weird Communal Barbeque

Donald Cherry