Church Announces Four-Hour Meeting Block To Make up for Lost time 

If you thought that the change to two-hour church was a blessing from the heavens, wait until you hear about the “School Snow Make-up Days” of Church announcements.   The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Days announced this morning that following the April 2021 session of general conference, all Sunday meetings will be changed to a four hour meeting block. After sacrament meeting, church meetings … Continue reading Church Announces Four-Hour Meeting Block To Make up for Lost time 

BYU Declares Every Weekday to be Tuesday Followed by Two Sundays

In an unexpected move, Brigham Young University announced that every weekday will now be a Tuesday and that every weekend will consist of two Sundays. “We realized that having more Tuesdays meant having more of what people really attend BYU for, the University Devotionals.” says BYU President Kevin Worthen “Following that up with back-to-back Sundays was a natural move as well.” With the new expectation … Continue reading BYU Declares Every Weekday to be Tuesday Followed by Two Sundays

Pillar of the Community Young/Dumb Generously Gives $10,000 Donation to the City of Provo

In a humbling display of generosity, the founders of Young and Dumb LLC selflessly gave $10,000 of their own hard-earned money to the City of Provo to help in the local government’s fight against COVID-19.  This company, which has been a credit to the greater Provo area for half of a quarter of a decade, has truly outdone itself this time.  “We would truly be … Continue reading Pillar of the Community Young/Dumb Generously Gives $10,000 Donation to the City of Provo

BYU law students to replace Trump’s legal team

In a shocking move, Donald Trump recently let multiple members of his legal team go soon before a trial in the Senate. To replace them, the former president hired several students from the J. Reuben Clark law school. The students were contacted about an “internship opportunity” earlier this week. A couple students stepped forward immediately, while the last two spots were filled by casting lots.  … Continue reading BYU law students to replace Trump’s legal team

Two year-old stays quiet for entire prayer

Maggie Masterson of Saratoga Springs, Utah celebrated a massive victory on Saturday night when her two year-old, Kahnrad, stayed quiet for an entire family prayer. The toddler reportedly stared at his feet for the duration of said prayer. Kahnrad is the youngest of Maggie and Marty Masterson. She was ecstatic as they “haven’t had a fully silent family prayer since 2009.” For years they have … Continue reading Two year-old stays quiet for entire prayer