Recent BYU Fires Attributed To Underground FHE Ring

BYU Police have concluded their investigation regarding the recent fires on campus. They determined the cause to be a group of students who have been conducting secret Family Home Evening bonfires in the basements of BYU buildings. The Benson Building fire on July 8th was caused by rising freshman Mara Holland brought her own leftover fireworks and accidentally dropped them in the fire. On Wednesday … Continue reading Recent BYU Fires Attributed To Underground FHE Ring

RM Responsible for Twitter Bitcoin Hack, Link Actually Sends Users to Comeuntochrist.org

Earlier this week, various Twitter accounts were targeted by hackers in what appeared to be a Bitcoin scam. Affected users ranged from billionaires Elon Musk to Barack Obama to Kim Kardashian, among many others. The accounts all posted the same message, a promise to send Bitcoins to anyone who clicked the linked provided. Twitter’s investigation team found that clicking the link actually just redirected users … Continue reading RM Responsible for Twitter Bitcoin Hack, Link Actually Sends Users to Comeuntochrist.org

New Art Requirements For Chapels – What Do You Think?

A recently released letter from the First Presidency provides a specific selection of Christ-centered paintings for chapel foyers and entryways. What do you think? “I’m glad they included one painting with racially diverse subjects. Two would have been way too many.” MaKarlenzleigh White – Youngliving Scientist  “This is bad news for my Judas portrait side hustle.” John Trayter – Men’s Chorus Waterboy “This is the … Continue reading New Art Requirements For Chapels – What Do You Think?

BYU Students Under 24 can receive the $1.2k Stimulus Check as Long as They Sacrifice a Goat for the Glory of Trump

Since the passing of the CARE Act, or Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act, the question on everyone’s minds has been, “will I get free money?” With so many news sources reporting so many seemingly conflicting things, it can be hard to get to the bottom of that question. Many are worried they won’t find their answer to that question until $1200 shows up … Continue reading BYU Students Under 24 can receive the $1.2k Stimulus Check as Long as They Sacrifice a Goat for the Glory of Trump

Communist Party of China Celebrates Temple Announcement with Commemorative Wiretap Button

The Communist Party of China was thrilled with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ recent announcement of intentions to build a temple in Shangai, and have decided to celebrate this momentous occasion with a commemorative wiretap button. Chinese President and Party General Secretary Xi Jinping hopes that saints around the world will order one, and wear it wherever they go for many years … Continue reading Communist Party of China Celebrates Temple Announcement with Commemorative Wiretap Button