A recently released letter from the First Presidency provides a specific selection of Christ-centered paintings for chapel foyers and entryways. What do you think? “I’m glad they included one painting with racially diverse subjects. Two would have been way too many.” MaKarlenzleigh White – Youngliving Scientist  “This is bad news for my Judas portrait side hustle.” John Trayter – Men’s Chorus Waterboy “This is the … Continue reading New Art Requirements For Chapels – What Do You Think?

Since the passing of the CARE Act, or Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act, the question on everyone’s minds has been, “will I get free money?” With so many news sources reporting so many seemingly conflicting things, it can be hard to get to the bottom of that question. Many are worried they won’t find their answer to that question until $1200 shows up … Continue reading BYU Students Under 24 can receive the $1.2k Stimulus Check as Long as They Sacrifice a Goat for the Glory of Trump

The Communist Party of China was thrilled with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ recent announcement of intentions to build a temple in Shangai, and have decided to celebrate this momentous occasion with a commemorative wiretap button. Chinese President and Party General Secretary Xi Jinping hopes that saints around the world will order one, and wear it wherever they go for many years … Continue reading Communist Party of China Celebrates Temple Announcement with Commemorative Wiretap Button

Strange times such as these dictate strange responses. As such, the Alternate Universe is providing a way for you to avoid the upcoming plague of locusts that we are certain is coming. This article must be liked and shared by everyone who sees it, lest your home be consumed by a swarm of locusts. This is the only way to prevent your beloved home from … Continue reading Share This Article With 3 People Or Your Home Will Be Consumed By Locusts