Kaufusi vetos mask mandate, wants to attend “just one more Provo rager” before the end of the world After the Provo City Council unanimously passed on a mandatory mask law on Tuesday, Provo Mayor Michelle Kaufusi threatened to veto the ordinance. “Come on guys, I just really want to rage the Provo way: no masks, no alcohol, and no rules except those dictated by the … Continue reading Kaufusi vetos mask mandate, wants to attend “just one more Provo rager” before the end of the world

A time capsule built into the Salt Lake City temple was recently recovered during construction on the building. Along with the best hits of Parley P. Pratt and Wilford Woodruff’s pocket change, church officials found a book of revelation detailing events in the year 2020. “I just wish we had found the book sooner, we could have been way better prepared,” said church spokesperson Devon … Continue reading Salt Lake Temple Time Capsule Contains Revelation of Continued Catastrophe in 2020: War, Famine, and Low Rise Jeans Coming Back Into Fashion

Earlier this week, various Twitter accounts were targeted by hackers in what appeared to be a Bitcoin scam. Affected users ranged from billionaires Elon Musk to Barack Obama to Kim Kardashian, among many others. The accounts all posted the same message, a promise to send Bitcoins to anyone who clicked the linked provided. Twitter’s investigation team found that clicking the link actually just redirected users … Continue reading RM Responsible for Twitter Bitcoin Hack, Link Actually Sends Users to Comeuntochrist.org