Do you guys remember all of your friends from high school who weren’t as good as you and didn’t get into BYU? Well if they haven’t left the church by now, you can find them at BYU-Idaho! We sent our investigative reporter, DeDuce Información, to Rexburg this past week to check up on these prodigal sons and daughters. Let’s take a look at the recent … Continue reading What’s Going on in Rexburg?
Earlier this week Sarah West, one of BYU’s three nonmember students, filed a restraining order against two Provo missionaries. The decision was a long time in the making following various text messages, cookie drop-offs, and mid-afternoon visits from the overzealous companions. “I must have twelve copies of the Book of Mormon by now,” an upset Sarah told The Alternate Universe in an exclusive interview. She … Continue reading Nonmember BYU Student Files Restraining Order Against Missionaries
Here at the Alternate Universe, we are committed to providing top-shelf comedic content, and we have a zero-tolerance policy for contrary behavior from anyone who represents our brand. Last night a member of our staff, who will remain unnamed out of respect to their family, performed in a Divine Comedy show. We were not aware that they had any ties to the organization, and we … Continue reading Alternate Universe Staff Member Fired After Comedy Scandal
As many students have noticed, BYU’s Courgareat has limited hours and services this semester due to staffing shortages. The Cougareat has tried several solutions to the problem, including temporarily closing stores and limiting menus. These attempts have had varying levels of success, but they believe that they have finally hit on the best alternative. The Honor Code is a notorious part of attending BYU, and … Continue reading Cougareat to Partner with HCO to Fix Staffing Shortages
This week, BYU administration became aware of a new trend sweeping the nation. Everyone is talking about “marinating” and how they do it all the time. The practice began at BYU and quickly spread to other universities. Sophomore Brigham Braxton and his friends started doing it at Lake Powell over Labor Day weekend, and figured they could do it at BYU, too. “I just thought … Continue reading “Marinating”: The new sensation that’s sweeping the nation
