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Sports

BYU Student Who Doesn’t Follow Sports Confused Why BYU is Joining the Quorum of the Big 12

With the upcoming BYU vs Utah rivalry game on the horizon, BYU student Gregory Higgins has already had more sports talk enter his life than he would care to hear. Gregory has long been proud of his commitment to avoid the topic of athletics entirely, claiming that he does not want to take part in “hedonistic fanfare.”  Not being able to differentiate a first down … Continue reading BYU Student Who Doesn’t Follow Sports Confused Why BYU is Joining the Quorum of the Big 12

Mark Grayson
Featured, President Worthen

Duo Mobile Locks President Worthen Out of BYU Account

Oh how the turntables… In a recent post on his Tumblr page, President Worthen admits that he has been locked out of his personal BYU account since the start of the semester. The culprit of the heinous crime? Everyone’s favorite security system…Duo Mobile.  Duo Mobile, the evil overlord over BYU’s online services, is a two-factor authentication system to protect student’s accounts. It is infamous for … Continue reading Duo Mobile Locks President Worthen Out of BYU Account

Bobby Zimmeruski
Life

Glenwood burns after no one brings refreshments to FHE

The Provo YSA 84th Ward held a back-to-school ward FHE activity last night. Chaos ensued shortly after the activity had begun. Members of the ward were immediately outraged at the lack of refreshments. Donuts and brownies had been promised, but were nowhere to be found. The ward members blamed all six activities committee co-chairs. As a sign of retaliation, they decided to burn the co-chairs’ … Continue reading Glenwood burns after no one brings refreshments to FHE

Cameron Frye
Uncategorized

Church to Join Billionaire Space Race, Hie to Kolob

This week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced plans to send the entire First Presidency and Quorum of 12 Apostles into orbit. Although church members have been reading the Pearl of Great Price and speculating about the relationship between religion and astronomy for years, the flight marks the church’s first official step towards hieing to Kolob.  In an official statement, the First … Continue reading Church to Join Billionaire Space Race, Hie to Kolob

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Campus

Student changes major after just one week of school

With the add/drop deadline on Tuesday rapidly approaching, many BYU students are reconsidering their class schedules and making changes. However, brand new freshman Michael Clayton is going beyond the mark by deciding to switch his major and changing all his classes, except Book of Mormon. Clayton, originally a pre-med Biochemistry major, realized that maybe this wasn’t the right major after his first week of classes, … Continue reading Student changes major after just one week of school

Cameron Frye