Provo country swing dancing scene actually dangerous cult organization

Tucked away in the brick and mortar of downtown Center Street lives a mysterious institution of which many claim to know. In today’s bumping and grinding culture, Provo’s “Country Swing Dancing” club supposedly stands as a charming refuge from sin. While the club certainly attests to offer innocent Provo residents a wholesome place to dance the night away, recent ex-cult members say it is your … Continue reading Provo country swing dancing scene actually dangerous cult organization

Freshman Desperately in Love with Peer Mentor

Every upperclassmen’s favorite part of fall semester is, of course, the flood of new freshmen on campus. From not knowing how to make a grilled cheese sandwich to getting lost in the library, their naivety is a great source of amusement. Some upperclassmen are so invested in this entertainment that they become peer mentors. Sometimes, however, the awkwardness, no matter how comedic, gets a little … Continue reading Freshman Desperately in Love with Peer Mentor

What if early Church leaders did Summer Sales?

Time. Space. Reality. It’s more than a linear path. It’s a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. We are the Alternate Universe. We are your guide through these vast new realities. Read on, and ponder the question, “What If?” What if early Church leaders were transported to modern times … Continue reading What if early Church leaders did Summer Sales?

BYU Football Credits Victory to Creamery Chocolate Milk

After winning against their long-time rival, the University of Utah, BYU Football accredits their victory to BYU’s own chocolate milk from the creamery. When asked how they achieved this victory, head coach Kalani Sitake revealed their secret: “BYU Creamery’s chocolate milk is what really pushed us to victory. I have my players drink it every day after practice, and the protein and energy from it … Continue reading BYU Football Credits Victory to Creamery Chocolate Milk

Crumbl Releases Exclusive New “Utah” Flavors

The Utah-based cookie company that has been spreading across the country for the last four years is returning to its roots in the second driest U.S. State. The new cookie concoctions include green jello, diet coke, and funeral potatoes. Founders Jason McGowan and Sawyer Hemsley explained their inspiration saying that they, “truly believe that Utah cuisine is the best that there is.” They are happy … Continue reading Crumbl Releases Exclusive New “Utah” Flavors