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Elder Holland to Visit BYU’s Campus, Shake Hands With Every Student, and Find the Unvaccinated

As the Delta variant looms this upcoming semester, BYU had to call in the big guns to make sure we had a safe semester. Just a day after BYU announced that masks will be required on campus, they announced that they will be instituting more crackdowns to control COVID-19 in the area. Every Tuesday on the way back from devotional, Elder Holland will greet every … Continue reading Elder Holland to Visit BYU’s Campus, Shake Hands With Every Student, and Find the Unvaccinated

Bobby Zimmeruski
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Provo Voices: BYU Class Formats for Fall Semester

Brigham Young University’s fall semester will begin on August 30, 2021. While the majority of classes will be live and in person, there will also be remote and blended options. What do you think? “I mostly have in-person classes because I work too hard compiling cute outfits to only have my head and shoulders show in. a Zoom class. Although, I do have one evening … Continue reading Provo Voices: BYU Class Formats for Fall Semester

Carmen Sandeigo
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Elderly BYU Education Week Attendees Kicked Out After Throwing Massive Parties on Campus

Seventy-year-old Eldon Allred and a number of his “education week homies” were asked to leave after nightly parties became an issue. “I was just trying to relive my glory days at BYU,” Allred said. “Take some classes, drink some chocolate milk, and party like it’s 1969.” BYU administration said that they “obviously” had to ask Allred to leave. Citing not only noise issues and dangers … Continue reading Elderly BYU Education Week Attendees Kicked Out After Throwing Massive Parties on Campus

Albert Camus
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Ex-Mormon Gets Unvaccinated Following Announcement from First Presidency

Following a church announcement urging members to wear masks and get vaccinated, vocal ex-Mormon Allie Jones got “unvaccinated” to ensure she was not following the directions of the prophet.  Jones reportedly “didn’t want to end up on the wrong side of things” so she booked an appointment immediately to have her vaccination undone. “When the prophet speaks, the debate is over.” said Allie, “and by … Continue reading Ex-Mormon Gets Unvaccinated Following Announcement from First Presidency

Albert Camus
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Rival Utah Mascots Spotted on Romantic End of Summer of Vacation in Bora Bora

It looks like Cougartown has just been picked up again for another season. This past weekend, pictures emerged of a scandalous affair between rival school’s mascots. Cosmo the Cougar of BYU and Costco the Ocelot of UVU were spotted sharing an alcohol-free mimosa in an overwater bungalow in Bora Bora. More pictures have been taken of the two applying lotion to each other in the … Continue reading Rival Utah Mascots Spotted on Romantic End of Summer of Vacation in Bora Bora

Bobby Zimmeruski