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The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

The Living Scriptures revealed this week on their MySpace page that they have begun filming their spin-off of the critically acclaimed trilogy, “The Godfather”. Instead of a plot-driven by mafia activity and murder, “The Goodfather” will focus on Lehi’s family and their journey to the promised land- with just a little bit of murder. Al Pacino, who plays lead Michael Corleone in the original Godfather … Continue reading The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Life

God Announces Spring is Cancelled in Utah

On the heels of this week’s snowfall, God has officially announced that spring will be cancelled in the state of Utah for the year 2022. “We won’t see consistent warm temperatures until we hit summer in late May.” said a source close to the Creator of the Universe “We’re thinking things will be in the mid to low 40’s until we crank it straight into … Continue reading God Announces Spring is Cancelled in Utah

Donald Cherry
Sports

March Madness Games will be Played at Local Church Buildings, Officiated by Local “Church Ball” Referees

According to recent reports, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints will be hosting some March Madness games this weekend.    Since the entirety of March Madness this year will be held in the Indianapolis area, there was a limited number of available venues to play in. Just like the Provo Rec Center, there was an extreme imbalance of players with NBA dreams compared … Continue reading March Madness Games will be Played at Local Church Buildings, Officiated by Local “Church Ball” Referees

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus

Ex-Tunnel Singing Boy Band Beef Escalates in the Provo Area

“Tunnel Singing” was famous around campus for being a hotbed for eager freshman boys looking to impress local girls with their beautiful singing voices. “Tunnel Singing”, the college equivalent of playing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on the Ukulele in the high school cafeteria, has not ruled Sunday evenings recently as it did in the past. But recently, small “factions” of ex-tunnel singers have been spotted … Continue reading Ex-Tunnel Singing Boy Band Beef Escalates in the Provo Area

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Life, News

BYU Struggles to Spin Recent Y Lighting

BYU’s “Rainbow Day” came to a grand conclusion last Thursday with a rainbow lit ‘Y’ in support of LGBTQ+ students…or did it? After facing heavy criticism online for their initial response, University Communications is now attempting to reframe the purpose behind the recent ‘Y’ lighting.  The Alternate Universe was fortunate enough to bully a BYU social media intern into leaking a few of the University’s … Continue reading BYU Struggles to Spin Recent Y Lighting

Sue Sylvester