The Cedar Hills 17th Ward is back at it with more controversy. For Halloween, they held a chili cook-off. In accordance with safety precautions, members lined up in the church parking lot with their pots and gave ward members bowls as they drove through. Those who participated were given the opportunity to vote as they left the parking lot or vote on the ward’s Facebook … Continue reading Bishop claims chili cook-off vote was rigged
Local BYU student and Christmas enthusiast Maddie Baker had just finished stringing lights around the apartment and putting on her onesie Santa pajamas when the door began to rattle. Allegedly the ghost of Sarah Smith, a former roommate who transferred to UVU, trudged in weighed down by hundreds of cheap ornaments and neatly wrapped presents. “Maddie, my old friend. I’ve come to warn you!” shouted … Continue reading Ghosts of Thanksgiving Past, Present and Future Haunt BYU Student Who Put Up Christmas Decorations Too Early
The Salt Lake City Police Department reported a major influx of calls in relation to cougar sightings on November 11th. The Park City police also reported similar numbers. “All of the calls wanted us to check the hottest bars, parties, and botox clinics. Our officers really aren’t sure what to do when we get there,” said Animal Control Officer Chuck Haws. After thorough investigation, it … Continue reading Salt Lake City Police Confused About Influx Of Cougar Sightings
Brother Lee was mopping the floor of the Seattle Temple baptistry when he saw a glowing silhouette stir near the font. The spirit of beloved Jeopardy host Alex Trebek was allegedly waiting in the temple, eager for a certain Church member to come do his ordinance work. “I was just fulfilling my weekly temple duties when Trebek appeared out of nowhere.” Says Lee, “He looked … Continue reading Spirit of Alex Trebek Spotted Waiting for Ken Jennings in Seattle Temple Baptistry
In a recent leak on a popular gaming site, several characters were revealed to be coming to the popular M-rated fighting game Mortal Kombat 11. Along with your standard returning characters, comic book characters, and 80s movie characters the series is known for, one particular name stood out- Teancum. Many on the internet were confused about this character- with some even suggesting that it was … Continue reading Book of Mormon Hero Teancum added to Mortal Kombat 11 as DLC fighter, according to leak.
