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Local Relief Society President only thanked by one of the ten COVID-struck members that she ministered to, says, “Were there not ten cleansed? but where are the nine?”

Mckynlee Jensen, Relief Society President in the Provo YSA 182nd ward, spent the last several weeks texting uplifting conference quotes and delivering baked goods to members of her ward in quarantine.  Despite her ministering to nearly a dozen different people, only one of them reached out to thank her after recovering.  She was reportedly “touched” that ward clerk Luke Hatch thanked her personally, but confused … Continue reading Local Relief Society President only thanked by one of the ten COVID-struck members that she ministered to, says, “Were there not ten cleansed? but where are the nine?”

Albert Camus
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Leak Reveals The Village to Receive Priority Access to Vaccine

Leaked documents from the Utah Coronavirus Task Force reveal that The Village will be one of several apartment complexes to receive early access to the COVID-19 vaccine when it’s made available. Years ago, these apartment complexes made various agreements with the state for their residents to receive premium benefits in the case of emergency. These benefits range from backup generators to discounts at country clubs. … Continue reading Leak Reveals The Village to Receive Priority Access to Vaccine

Cameron Frye
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Local Political Genius Decides He Doesn’t Like Either Side

Local political genius Darren Sims came forward on Friday morning with a ground breaking announcement, declaring that he “doesn’t like either side” in the upcoming election. This move is unexpected from Sims who had previously been heard to say that he “thinks that both sides should calm down”. Much has been said about the upcoming election and for many people it has taken the shape … Continue reading Local Political Genius Decides He Doesn’t Like Either Side

Donald Cherry
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Debate Moderator Calls on Audience Member to Offer the Opening Prayer

Debate moderator Kristen Welker paused for a moment at the start of the nation’s final presidential debate tonight to ask a member of the audience to offer the opening prayer. In an awkward turn of events the ivy-league-educated, White House correspondent had forgotten to assign anyone beforehand. “Uh, oh. Ahem. Let’s see here…” Welker mumbled into her mike when she realized her mistake, “Before we … Continue reading Debate Moderator Calls on Audience Member to Offer the Opening Prayer

Warren Dusenberry
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Honor Code Office and large crowd of students release ad calling for civil disagreement

Inspired by the Utah governor candidates who have recently released ads “calling for civility,” the BYU Honor Code Office and BYU students came together to release ads of their own, although they had a different message in mind. Jim Year, a frequent honor code offender, made a statement explaining the purpose of their ads. “I know that I will never get along with the Honor … Continue reading Honor Code Office and large crowd of students release ad calling for civil disagreement

Gail Black