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Descendants of Sidney Rigdon Claim Responsibility for Statue Vandalism, Citing Century-Long Power Struggle with Brigham Young

Since a prominent statue of Brigham Young on the campus of BYU was vandalized earlier this week, police have been on the hunt for the vandals. That search was cut short this afternoon as several descendants of Sidney Rigdon came forward and claimed responsibility. They explain that this was simply the latest escalation in a century-long struggle with Brigham Young for authority in the Church … Continue reading Descendants of Sidney Rigdon Claim Responsibility for Statue Vandalism, Citing Century-Long Power Struggle with Brigham Young

Warren Dusenberry
Campus

REPORT: Defunding BYU Police Will Topple Parking Ticket Scheme, Bankrupt University

Lately, there has been much talk of police reform, with many calling for severe budget cuts and even the elimination of the police. This comes in response to several unjustified acts of police violence against minorities, and most consequentially, African Americans. While attacks on African Americans by BYU police are virtually unheard of (probably due to lack of opportunity more than anything else), slashing the … Continue reading REPORT: Defunding BYU Police Will Topple Parking Ticket Scheme, Bankrupt University

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Life

Worthens to Deliver Cookies to Every BYU Student Around the Country

Seeking to cheer up the BYU student body, Kevin and Peggy Worthen are spending the rest of their summer on a quest to deliver cookies to every BYU student in the country.  According to sources, the Worthens recently acquired a Winnebago and over 3,000 pounds of chocolate chips. “We can’t fix everything for all these kids, but we think it would be nice to check … Continue reading Worthens to Deliver Cookies to Every BYU Student Around the Country

Donald Cherry
Campus

‘Where Have All My Subjects Gone?’ Crys BYUSA President, Anxiously Gazing From Atop Kimball Tower Throne

At the conclusion of her elaborate coronation ceremony atop Kimball Tower, BYUSA president Sarah Hughford looked out over campus and was distressed to find not a single one of her subjects below. Sources close to the royal family confirm that President Hughford has exploded into a fit of rage. “What is this insolence? How dare they disrespect the crown!” President Hughford cried out to her … Continue reading ‘Where Have All My Subjects Gone?’ Crys BYUSA President, Anxiously Gazing From Atop Kimball Tower Throne

Warren Dusenberry