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Generous Off-Campus Housing Landlord to Let Students Cancel Contract for Low Price of Firstborn Child

  In light of concern about spiking coronavirus infections in Utah, and facing growing ire from hordes of disgruntled students, benevolent Provo landlord Rick Rolle has announced that his tenants will be permitted to break their leases prematurely for the modest fee of their firstborn child. Jenyssa and Leroy Small, married BYU sophomores who recently welcomed an infant son, Solomon, expressed disappointment at their landlord’s … Continue reading Generous Off-Campus Housing Landlord to Let Students Cancel Contract for Low Price of Firstborn Child

Emil Ratburn III
Campus, Life

BYU refuses to drop ACT/SAT admission requirements; adds Old Testament themed obstacle course to application

Due to the widespread COVID-19 pandemic, many colleges and universities across the US have dropped the standardized testing requirement from their admissions process. BYU is not one of these schools. In a statement issued on Thursday, the school announced that the ACT/SAT was here to stay. A representative for the university also mentioned that the administration felt that more requirements were necessary. These additional requirements … Continue reading BYU refuses to drop ACT/SAT admission requirements; adds Old Testament themed obstacle course to application

Liz Lemon
Campus

BYU Announces Hybrid Classes For Fall Semester

After weeks of uncertainty, BYU has made the decision to hold hybrid classes for fall semester. The classes will focus mostly on the 2019 Ford Fusion, as Ford has agreed to sponsor future mechanics in their education. The Nissan Leaf and the Toyota Prius will also be discussed and examined. “I’m so excited about the hybrid classes!” said senior Mike Gerage, “I’ve been so sick … Continue reading BYU Announces Hybrid Classes For Fall Semester

Liz Lemon
Campus

BYU Announces That Masks are Required for Eternity Starting Fall 2020

Kevin J. Worthen announced the much-anticipated outline for the Fall 2020 semester that many students have been anxiously waiting for. To much of the student population’s surprise though, the guidelines that were announced for the upcoming semester were far more strenuous than expected. They announced that masks would be required for eternity. “We have to get used to this new normal. Masks will be required … Continue reading BYU Announces That Masks are Required for Eternity Starting Fall 2020

Art Vandelay