CES Department Bans Coronavirus, Says Pandemic “Will Not Lead to Eternal Marriage”

Shortly after an announcement from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints’ headquarters regarding cautionary measures in relation to coronavirus was released, the CES department released a letter clarifying their stance on the global pandemic.  The statement was released via email and social media. It will apply to all Church schools.  Continue reading CES Department Bans Coronavirus, Says Pandemic “Will Not Lead to Eternal Marriage”

Provo Voices: BYU Student Invents Self-Cleaning Water Bottle

BYU Student Willy Hogan has invented a self-cleaning water bottle. The “Luma Bottle” uses UV light sterilization to destroy 99% of bacteria growing inside it. The product has made more than $100,000 on Kickstarter and is expected to ship this summer. What do you think? “If only this technology had come out sooner, COVID-19 would never have been able to spawn from Corona beers.” Makenzie … Continue reading Provo Voices: BYU Student Invents Self-Cleaning Water Bottle

Mandalorian filmed in Utah

‘No Beard’ Rule Enforced on Cast and Crew of Disney’s ‘The Mandalorian’ as Show Prepares to Film on Church-Owned Jerusalem Sets

The Disney Plus Series “The Mandalorian” has begun production on its second season, with much of the filming being completed in Utah. The crew, including director Jon Favreau and actor Pedro Pascal, were spotted in Southern Utah in late February.  According to public licensing agreements, the show has rented out film sets belonging to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. The sets were … Continue reading ‘No Beard’ Rule Enforced on Cast and Crew of Disney’s ‘The Mandalorian’ as Show Prepares to Film on Church-Owned Jerusalem Sets

LDS Church to Announce Plastic Surgery Ban at April 2020 General Conference

President Russell M. Nelson of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints hinted during the Church’s October 2019 General Conference that the upcoming Conference session­–to be held April 4th and 5th of this year– would be unlike any other. Speculation as to what would make the April 2020 General Conference such a special meeting immediately followed. With so many rumors in circulation, insiders have … Continue reading LDS Church to Announce Plastic Surgery Ban at April 2020 General Conference

BREAKING: BYU to Fire Chimpanzees, Hire Actual Programmers to Develop Learning Suite and BYU Store Website

According to an internal memo from BYU’s administration (acquired by the Alternate Universe’s Advanced Intelligence Division), it appears that BYU will hire actual programmers to continue development on Learning Suite and the BYU store website. Previously, in an effort to cut costs, BYU web development was managed by a team of chimpanzees given intelligence enhancing drugs by the BYU biology department. The experiment proved a … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU to Fire Chimpanzees, Hire Actual Programmers to Develop Learning Suite and BYU Store Website