BYU Store Mannequin “Manny” announced his bid for the highly esteemed BYUSA president position earlier this morning in a surprise campus press conference. The 7 students following this election closely are already calling Manny the “dark-horse candidate” of the race on account of his super fun personality and carefully selected campaign phrases. “Up to this point I was really feeling inspired by the words ’embrace … Continue reading BYU Store Mannequin Announces Campaign for BYUSA Presidency

Over the weekend, disaster struck Brigham Young University’s beloved Harold B. Lee Library: in a daring feat of craftiness and zeal, world renowned actor Nick Cage managed to steal the university’s first edition print of the Book of Mormon. The flooding on the building’s lower levels originally seemed innocuous enough, but employees quickly found there was more than water damage to address. “During the cleanup … Continue reading BREAKING: Nick Cage Stages HBLL Flooding, Steals First Edition Book of Mormon Print

Early Saturday morning, a Provo Police task force arrested two men for forgery in an undercover sting operation led by Officer Derryl Jones. The arrests came after months of invested police work in an effort to stop the duo from continuing to manufacture fake beard cards. Posing as a BYU student wanting to avoid shaving before every testing center midterm, Officer Jones contacted the perpetrators, … Continue reading Two Arrested in Provo Police Bust of Fake Beard Card Operation