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Campus

BYU Student Sues Learning Suite For Valentine’s Day Theme Offensive to Singles

What some are calling the case of the decade, a BYU student is suing Learning Suite for discrimination towards his lack of a relationship. Learning Suite, the university’s online student system, published a Valentine’s Day theme on their website for the special holiday. Jeremy Richardson a senior at BYU hit his breaking point. “I don’t understand why they are discriminating against all those that aren’t … Continue reading BYU Student Sues Learning Suite For Valentine’s Day Theme Offensive to Singles

Art Vandelay
Life

Local Bro Successfully Avoids Saying ‘I Love You’ to Girlfriend Again on Couple’s 3rd Valentine’s Day Together

Provo resident Noah Legiance is reportedly having a fantastic Valentine’s Day with longtime girlfriend Peggy Gardner. Sources close to Noah confirm that he has already dodged several opportunities to finally say “I love you” and has no plans to be romantic at all throughout the holiday. “Yeah, sure, I like the flowers and stuff from Peggy.” Noah said, doing bicept curls while speaking to our … Continue reading Local Bro Successfully Avoids Saying ‘I Love You’ to Girlfriend Again on Couple’s 3rd Valentine’s Day Together

Warren Dusenberry
Campus

President Worthen spotted at Heart & Seoul, Crushes “Africa” by Toto.

Early Thursday morning around 1:30 AM BYU President Kevin J Worthen was seen in the nearly empty karaoke club, Heart & Seoul on Center Street. According to witnesses, President Worthen entered the establishment at approximately 10:00 PM on Wednesday night and stayed until the club closed at 2:00 AM. While there President Worthen reportedly sang “Wanted Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi followed by “Girls … Continue reading President Worthen spotted at Heart & Seoul, Crushes “Africa” by Toto.

Donald Cherry
News

New Tik Tok Missions an Overwhelming Success, Missionary Work in China Speculated to Follow

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ recent decision to have missionaries join popular social media app Tik Tok has been an overwhelming success. Still in an experimental phase, the utilization of this online platform has only been established in a handful of missions across the globe. However, much like other technologically innovative additions to mission-work that have come before it (i.e. Facebook, tablets, … Continue reading New Tik Tok Missions an Overwhelming Success, Missionary Work in China Speculated to Follow

Johnny Swift