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Sports

VidAngel to Censor Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show, Remove Shakira’s Hips

Following the September announcement that Shakira and Jennifer Lopez would be co-headlining this year’s Super Bowl LIV halftime show, public unrest has been high. The artists– known respectively for hits such as “Hips Don’t Lie” and “If You Had My Love” ­– have been hit with preemptive backlash over what people think the show will probably be like. “Her hips don’t lie,” retorted Joanne Davis, … Continue reading VidAngel to Censor Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show, Remove Shakira’s Hips

Johnny Swift
Sports

The Alternate Universe’s Guide to Super Bowl LIV

Super Bowl Sunday is one of the country’s grandest days. Nothing screams “America!” like sitting on a couch for four hours, staring at a screen, and eating food that isn’t even that good. The Alternate Universe has compiled this ultimate guide for you to navigate Super Bowl LIV. Who’s playing? The San Francisco 49ers, representing the Big 12 Conference, and the Kansas City Chiefs, representing … Continue reading The Alternate Universe’s Guide to Super Bowl LIV

Chase Everhart
News

CDC Declares Liberty Square in State of Emergency after Chemical Weapons Used in Parking Dispute

Even after Liberty Square management made parking spaces as small as possible – going so far as to hire physicists to ensure accuracy within the Planck Scale – it appears Provo’s widespread parking crisis has yet to be solved. After a series of escalating events, the Center for Disease Control had no choice but to declare a State of Emergency after anthrax was used in … Continue reading CDC Declares Liberty Square in State of Emergency after Chemical Weapons Used in Parking Dispute

Hugh Wei
Campus

BYU Shocked to Find Students Work and Do Activities Outside School, Pledges to Make That Impossible

In this week’s letter from the President, BYU has revealed that they are beginning a new initiative called “Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel.” The initiative, in the form of a required app all BYU students must download, is meant to increase BYU students’ engagement with the “BYU experience,” by increasing the amount of homework a student is assigned, based on how much time they … Continue reading BYU Shocked to Find Students Work and Do Activities Outside School, Pledges to Make That Impossible

James West