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News

Alternate Universe Sells Out, Accepts Sponsorship Money From DollarProbs.com

In a move that surprised many, Provo news institution The Alternate Universe accepted a corporate advertising deal from a local company named DollarProbs effective Saturday, January 26th, 2020. “DollarProbs is a Provo-Orem area based company that helps people find gigs that match their skill set.” says Alternate Universe founder Stephen “DollarProbs” Fortuna “We are excited to partner with DollarProbs and we look forward to a … Continue reading Alternate Universe Sells Out, Accepts Sponsorship Money From DollarProbs.com

Donald Cherry
Life

Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream

When Dallin Smith’s Mission President told him he had to be married in six months or face probable ensnarement by the wily traps of indolence and pornography, he could never have imagined what following that advice might cost. Smith returned from his mission in Brazil two months ago, but with only four months left until midnight he had to start taking extreme measures to hit … Continue reading Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream

Hugh Wei
News

Church Drops Rose Gold Edition of Book of Mormon, Readership Expected to Soar

After the success of the BYU AirPods Pro released in late 2019, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints took notice and announced Wednesday that they have partnered with Apple to create a rose gold edition of The Book of Mormon, available for a limited time. “We’re really excited to announce this joint venture with Apple,” said Dwayne Killian, director of Book of Mormon … Continue reading Church Drops Rose Gold Edition of Book of Mormon, Readership Expected to Soar

Chase Everhart
BYU Voices

BYU Voices: Impeachment Proceedings in the Senate

With impeachment proceedings taking place in Washington D.C., the Alternate Universe decided to gather some local opinions on what’s happening in our nation’s capitol. Here’s what your fellow Provo residents had to say: “I’m so glad they’re finally acting to remove Trump from office. I’ve been in favor of impeachment since he announced his candidacy in 2015.”- Sandra Pardey, Musical Chairs DJ “I think the … Continue reading BYU Voices: Impeachment Proceedings in the Senate

Donald Cherry