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Sports

The Alternate Universe’s Guide to Super Bowl LIV

Super Bowl Sunday is one of the country’s grandest days. Nothing screams “America!” like sitting on a couch for four hours, staring at a screen, and eating food that isn’t even that good. The Alternate Universe has compiled this ultimate guide for you to navigate Super Bowl LIV. Who’s playing? The San Francisco 49ers, representing the Big 12 Conference, and the Kansas City Chiefs, representing … Continue reading The Alternate Universe’s Guide to Super Bowl LIV

Chase Everhart
News

CDC Declares Liberty Square in State of Emergency after Chemical Weapons Used in Parking Dispute

Even after Liberty Square management made parking spaces as small as possible – going so far as to hire physicists to ensure accuracy within the Planck Scale – it appears Provo’s widespread parking crisis has yet to be solved. After a series of escalating events, the Center for Disease Control had no choice but to declare a State of Emergency after anthrax was used in … Continue reading CDC Declares Liberty Square in State of Emergency after Chemical Weapons Used in Parking Dispute

Hugh Wei
Campus

BYU Shocked to Find Students Work and Do Activities Outside School, Pledges to Make That Impossible

In this week’s letter from the President, BYU has revealed that they are beginning a new initiative called “Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel.” The initiative, in the form of a required app all BYU students must download, is meant to increase BYU students’ engagement with the “BYU experience,” by increasing the amount of homework a student is assigned, based on how much time they … Continue reading BYU Shocked to Find Students Work and Do Activities Outside School, Pledges to Make That Impossible

James West
News

New ‘Pioneer Princess’ to Join Official Disney Princess Roster; Utah Activists Praise as ‘Victory’ for Representation

This week, Disney announced its newest addition to the iconic Disney Princess™ lineup: a pioneer princess. The rumored title, Plains, continues in the one-word-title pattern seen in basically every Disney film from the last decade, with a story that follows a young pioneer girl crossing the great plains. Buzzing from Disney’s development team during our interview with their crew perfectly encapsulated their feelings towards the … Continue reading New ‘Pioneer Princess’ to Join Official Disney Princess Roster; Utah Activists Praise as ‘Victory’ for Representation

Johnny Swift