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New Tik Tok Missions an Overwhelming Success, Missionary Work in China Speculated to Follow

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ recent decision to have missionaries join popular social media app Tik Tok has been an overwhelming success. Still in an experimental phase, the utilization of this online platform has only been established in a handful of missions across the globe. However, much like other technologically innovative additions to mission-work that have come before it (i.e. Facebook, tablets, … Continue reading New Tik Tok Missions an Overwhelming Success, Missionary Work in China Speculated to Follow

Johnny Swift
Campus

Scientists Prove that Apartment Proximity to Campus is Inversely Proportional to How Big of a Tool You Are

After an in depth study, scientists (if psychologists can be called scientists) claim to have proven that the distance someone lives from campus is inversely proportional to how big of a tool they are. In other words, if someone lives close to campus, they’re a pretty big tool. The BYU Psychology Department classified five zones for student housing: south of campus for normal people, west … Continue reading Scientists Prove that Apartment Proximity to Campus is Inversely Proportional to How Big of a Tool You Are

Hugh Wei
Life

Salt Lake City Woman Hates LDS Faith, Consults Horoscope Daily for Inspired Spiritual Advice

Sherri Mcgeel is the epitome of a millennial woman living in Utah. She lives in Salt Lake City, drives a Prius, starts her morning at Starbucks, works a traditional 9-5 at her local essential oils dealer, shops at Trader Joes, and spends her free time complaining about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on social media. “I just can’t believe that the Mormon … Continue reading Salt Lake City Woman Hates LDS Faith, Consults Horoscope Daily for Inspired Spiritual Advice

James West
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Orem Mall Officials Brace for Second Week of Dozens of FHE Groups Playing ‘Where’s Waldo’

At University Place mall in Orem, shoppers and workers alike are bracing themselves for what is shaping up to be another chaotic Monday night. Mall employees are still reeling from last week when an unknown number of FHE groups converged on the shopping center to play Where’s Waldo. The game, based on the popular book series, involves one person dressed in red and white stripes … Continue reading Orem Mall Officials Brace for Second Week of Dozens of FHE Groups Playing ‘Where’s Waldo’

Warren Dusenberry