Recently-Closed Provo Del Taco Replaced by Yet Another Taco Bell

Early Tuesday morning, the Provo Del Taco closed its doors for the final time after the restaurant’s lease expired. Some were saddened by the sudden news, as the Del Taco had become a favorite among those craving lackluster Mexican food at 3 AM. Taco lovers need not fear, however. The following morning, Provo mayor Michelle Kaufusi announced that the Del Taco has been replaced by … Continue reading Recently-Closed Provo Del Taco Replaced by Yet Another Taco Bell

Bravo TV Drops ‘Real Housewives of SLC’ after Drama-Free, Very Wholesome Week of Filming

Despite initial buzz surrounding the recently announced ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ show, Bravo TV has decided to drop the project altogether. Following a ‘very wholesome’ and ‘drama-free’ week of shooting, the disappointed film crew abruptly packed up and went back to California. PBS Kids has since floated an offer to acquire the series. “We followed these moms around Salt Lake all week dropping … Continue reading Bravo TV Drops ‘Real Housewives of SLC’ after Drama-Free, Very Wholesome Week of Filming

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BYU Releases ‘Now That’s What I Call Tunnel Singing’ Commemorative CD for Quick Cash Grab

Over the past couple of months, it has been rumored that BYU officials are desperately searching for a new source of funding. With recent renovations to the BYU store and Cougareat, some have speculated that tuition prices might rise once again. However, since low tuition costs are the only way BYU can justify the high school-like interiors of half of its buildings, this rumor seems … Continue reading BYU Releases ‘Now That’s What I Call Tunnel Singing’ Commemorative CD for Quick Cash Grab

47th Munch and Mingle Committee Member Called, Beating Church Record

Members of the Provo 255th ward were shocked today when Parker Schmidt was sustained as a Munch and Mingle committee member, making him the 47th person to join said committee since August. It is unclear to members at this point why there are so many members being called to munch and mingle, especially since the 255th wards last meal consisted of Oreos and a single … Continue reading 47th Munch and Mingle Committee Member Called, Beating Church Record