In an unexpected press conference this morning, BYU administrators acknowledged that all missions are NOT created equal. In order to ease the worries of students having a difficult time knowing their place when it comes to discussing missions on campus, BYU released this definitive list ranking the three tiers of missions: Plebeian Tier- These missions are not something to write home about. In fact, if … Continue reading BYU Releases Mission Prestige Rankings

BYU attracts students from all over, even from outside of the Beehive State. These students arrive with exotic stories and misguided beliefs from beyond the mountains. As Brigham Young University seeks to educate these disadvantaged refugees from Babylon, The Alternate Universe decided to record some of their horror stories about life outside the safety of Zion, as an ongoing effort to reinstate the Perpetual Emigration … Continue reading Life in Babylon: Out-of-State Survivors Tell All