BYU Adds Five New Classes That Are Guaranteed To Get You Married

Are you frantically trying to put your schedule together for next semester? Are you frantically trying to get married? BYU can solve both of your biggest fears with the following five courses. Enjoy! The Eternal Family Learning outcomes include a guilty feeling for not already being married. While the professor is lecturing on the importance of the law of chastity, you can peruse the roll … Continue reading BYU Adds Five New Classes That Are Guaranteed To Get You Married

‘Romney is the Final Thread by Which the Constitution Hangs’ Says Pierre Delecto in Exclusive Guest Post

Our great American constitution is hanging by a thread. It is assailed on all sides by the forces of evil. Only one true patriot defends it night and day: President Mitt Romney. Indeed, this inspiring man has been campaigning for president long enough that at this point I simply consider him to be President. Shouldn’t we all? My name is Pierre Delecto, and, despite my … Continue reading ‘Romney is the Final Thread by Which the Constitution Hangs’ Says Pierre Delecto in Exclusive Guest Post

BYU’s ROC Board Announces New Married Student Seating Section

Saying they were seeking a better fan experience for all students, the ROC Board announced Saturday that they will be introducing a new student section for married students ahead of tonight’s game at LaVell Edwards Stadium against Boise State. “We’ve always wanted to provide the best possible experience for our fans from all demographics, and this new section will allow all married students to sit … Continue reading BYU’s ROC Board Announces New Married Student Seating Section

The 5 Types of Ministers You’ll Have

The Desserters Sure they came over and introduced themselves, but you’ll never actually see the desserters again after that first plate of brownies. You don’t bother them, and they don’t bother you. The No-Show It doesn’t matter how many times you sync the ward directory, this minister isn’t going to show up. You think it might be the guy that sits next to the EQP … Continue reading The 5 Types of Ministers You’ll Have