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Life, Provo

Hidden Pro-Cannibalism Message Found by Playing FSY Album Backwards

Everyone loves hearing the youth sing the FSY medley. But this year, their song might be one not of praise, but of carnage. Janice Censordoll, a Provo Relief Society President, has found shocking pro-cannibalism messages hidden in this year’s FSY album.  It all started while Censordoll was playing the new FSY album on her turntable. “I buy all church music on vinyl,” she said, “I … Continue reading Hidden Pro-Cannibalism Message Found by Playing FSY Album Backwards

Macho Man Randy Savage
Life, Provo

Top Five Hot Tubs in Provo

The unique culture of Provo Utah seems especially accentuated in the various hot tubs around the city. Our tub team at the Alternate Universe conducted extensive research to properly the top 5 hot tubs Provo has to offer. 5. Glenwood From high schoolers to super seniors, the Glenwood hot tub delivers an iconic blend of personalities that are sure to remind you why Provo is … Continue reading Top Five Hot Tubs in Provo

George Beard
Campus, Life, Provo

BYU Campus Missionaries Canvassing for Mike Lee in Midterm Elections

With midterm elections fast approaching, senator candidates Mike Lee and Evan McMullin are pulling out all stops in hopes of winning the race. While television ads, mailed propaganda, and pleas for campaign donations are all effective, Senator Mike Lee has stepped up his game with his new strategy of recruiting missionaries to campaign for him. “I just really felt the need to get across that … Continue reading BYU Campus Missionaries Canvassing for Mike Lee in Midterm Elections

Kayteigh Leigh
Campus, News

MARB Steam Revealed to Be From Underground Sweat Shop

What is that mysterious steam coming from the Marb basement? It’s always there, and countless students hold their breath while passing to prevent whatever it is from entering their airways. Fed up with not knowing, our investigative journalists (including myself) took a look at what is underneath, and the results may shock you. The first thing we saw as we entered the room were aisles … Continue reading MARB Steam Revealed to Be From Underground Sweat Shop

Renesmee
Campus, Life

BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

This year thousands of BYU students worked hard to dress up for Halloween. They wore these elaborate costumes to classes of all kinds. The Alternate Universe has once again awarded the best costumes across many categories. Most controversial: Sandy Cheeseman as “Young Galadriel”   Most original: Patrick Mendy and Mandy Patrick as “Jim and Pam”   Most vengeful: Stan McChristensen-McMichael as “Battinson”   Most likely to … Continue reading BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

Cameron Frye