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President Worthen Gets Tongue Stuck on Frozen Pole
For many, the season’s first snowfall was a welcome surprise on the last day of classes. From the square, students can be seen building snowmen, making snow angels, and catching snowflakes on the tips of their tongues. While much of campus is a serene winter wonderland, not everyone is enjoying the chillier weather. The Alternate Universe is currently live at an intense scene outside the … Continue reading President Worthen Gets Tongue Stuck on Frozen Pole
BYU Professor Spends Final Class of the Semester Telling His Students They are “Terrible” and “Will Never Succeed”
After wrapping up the last of class business in the first 15 minutes of the lecture, Dr. Joe Jorgenson reportedly got very serious and said he had some parting thoughts for the students in his PSYCH 310 class. Rhea Zollinger, one of the students, said that she thought that his parting thoughts would be “inspirational” or offer some advice going forward in her academic career. … Continue reading BYU Professor Spends Final Class of the Semester Telling His Students They are “Terrible” and “Will Never Succeed”
BYU Prays Too Hard for Enemies, Loses to FSU in National Soccer Championship
In Matthew 5:44 of the King James Bible, Jesus says “but I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you”. In the Lord’s locker rooms on BYU campus, this isn’t counsel that many teams take lightly. It is common practice for BYU players to pray for their opponents right before a match. However, the commandment Jesus once gave in his Sermon … Continue reading BYU Prays Too Hard for Enemies, Loses to FSU in National Soccer Championship
Leaked: Santa’s Christmas List
Last night, a reporter for the Alternate Universe was engaging in a late-night wander of campus, pondering finals and considering an existential crisis when they saw something cross the sky. Was it a bird, a plane? Had Cosmo learned to fly? No, none of the above. After a thorough investigation, the object was confirmed to be none other than Santa’s sleigh. As the sleigh passed … Continue reading Leaked: Santa’s Christmas List