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Life

Student saddened by own Christmas wish list

There is nothing sadder than a college student going home for Christmas without a boyfriend or girlfriend. Parents, relatives, and family friends will ask about dating, and there is no reply that will satisfy them. Normally, Christmas morning and presents will make up for these nuisances, but not even that can uplift Jahn McRobertson.  This year, Jahn’s Christmas list only depresses him. His wants include … Continue reading Student saddened by own Christmas wish list

Cameron Frye
Life

Twelve Days of Mutual (Lyrics)

Enjoy this fun Christmas carol this season, sponsored by Provo’s favorite dating app, Mutual!   On the twelfth date of Christmas, Mutual gave to me: Twelve temple square dates, Eleven awkward side hugs, Ten “gospel study” sessions, Nine returned missionaries, Eight eight cow wives, Seven summer sales bros, Six accidental dates with your not so distant cousins, Five rings before spring, Four duck pond dates, … Continue reading Twelve Days of Mutual (Lyrics)

Carmen Sandeigo
Life

Student Unsure Whether to Buy Gifts for Roommates

As the semester draws to a close and students look forward to returning home for the holidays, one question is on everyone’s mind: should I get my roommates Christmas presents? In an exclusive interview with the Alternate Universe, Britleigha Jones, a junior at BYU, describes her harrowing journey to find answers to this question. “It’s so awkward because no one talks about these things!” she … Continue reading Student Unsure Whether to Buy Gifts for Roommates

Sister Michael
Life, President Worthen

Pete Davidson Seen Courtside With Peggy Worthen at BYU Basketball Game

Over the weekend the SNL cast member and BYU President’s wife were seen cozying up at the Creighton game. The former was wearing a trendy gray sweatshirt and glasses, while Worthen was dressed down for the event. Although, she still sported a classy string of pearls.  The pair appeared to be enjoying the game despite BYU’s loss.  Worthen’s husband, BYU President Kevin Worthen, who has … Continue reading Pete Davidson Seen Courtside With Peggy Worthen at BYU Basketball Game

Albert Camus
Campus, Featured

Student wakes up just in time for finals after hitting snooze button on first day of classes

We all fall victim to the notorious snooze bottom every once and awhile. Some of us, a little too often. One student decided to press his luck a little too far. On the first day of classes, Denzel Von Shrouttenbottom was woken up abruptly for his 7:00 am yoga class by his alarm. The sweet sound of “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical … Continue reading Student wakes up just in time for finals after hitting snooze button on first day of classes

Bobby Zimmeruski