Enjoy this fun Christmas carol this season, sponsored by Provo’s favorite dating app, Mutual! On the twelfth date of Christmas, Mutual gave to me: Twelve temple square dates, Eleven awkward side hugs, Ten “gospel study” sessions, Nine returned missionaries, Eight eight cow wives, Seven summer sales bros, Six accidental dates with your not so distant cousins, Five rings before spring, Four duck pond dates, … Continue reading Twelve Days of Mutual (Lyrics)
As the semester draws to a close and students look forward to returning home for the holidays, one question is on everyone’s mind: should I get my roommates Christmas presents? In an exclusive interview with the Alternate Universe, Britleigha Jones, a junior at BYU, describes her harrowing journey to find answers to this question. “It’s so awkward because no one talks about these things!” she … Continue reading Student Unsure Whether to Buy Gifts for Roommates
Over the weekend the SNL cast member and BYU President’s wife were seen cozying up at the Creighton game. The former was wearing a trendy gray sweatshirt and glasses, while Worthen was dressed down for the event. Although, she still sported a classy string of pearls. The pair appeared to be enjoying the game despite BYU’s loss. Worthen’s husband, BYU President Kevin Worthen, who has … Continue reading Pete Davidson Seen Courtside With Peggy Worthen at BYU Basketball Game
We all fall victim to the notorious snooze bottom every once and awhile. Some of us, a little too often. One student decided to press his luck a little too far. On the first day of classes, Denzel Von Shrouttenbottom was woken up abruptly for his 7:00 am yoga class by his alarm. The sweet sound of “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical … Continue reading Student wakes up just in time for finals after hitting snooze button on first day of classes
Our BYU Cougar football team represented our school well this year. With impressive showings against every team not located in Boise, BYU finished the season with a very exceptional resume. As one of the top teams in College Football, BYU was in contention for a prestigious bowl game. But even after asserting their dominance over five PAC-12 teams this season, BYU was not offered a … Continue reading Report: BYU rejected bid for Hruska’s Kolaches Bowl before choosing to play in prestigious Independence Bowl
