Last night, a reporter for the Alternate Universe was engaging in a late-night wander of campus, pondering finals and considering an existential crisis when they saw something cross the sky. Was it a bird, a plane? Had Cosmo learned to fly? No, none of the above. After a thorough investigation, the object was confirmed to be none other than Santa’s sleigh. As the sleigh passed … Continue reading Leaked: Santa’s Christmas List
Spotify’s Wrapped is one of the most anticipated social media crazes of the year. Millions of metalheads, rap-junkies, and Coldplay-Enthusiasts rejoice as they can share their “diverse” music taste all across social media. After Wrapped is released, Instagram is flooded with stories with everyone’s top 5 artists, top genres, and top 5 songs. Although most people couldn’t care less about everyone else’s Spotify Wrapped, the … Continue reading Here is President Nelson’s Spotify Wrapped 2021
Use these resources for a more meaningful Christmas, whether it’s something for yourself or something to share with someone else. Slight The World 2021 Continue reading Slight the World 2021
Since Thanksgiving is now over, it is time to move into full out Christmas mode. The holiday season is a time for compassion and love. Show all of your Instagram followers how much love and compassion you have this year by making sure you are as politically correct as possible. Sorry white Christmas, this year it’s time for a woke Christmas. Here are five sure-fire … Continue reading Five Ways to Have a Woke Holiday Season
The dating app giant Tinder recently purchased the dating app, Mutual. Designed for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, Mutual has helped many couples get married and/or have numerous casual make-out sessions in the parking lot of the Provo Temple. Tinder wants to grow their brand and have dating apps for people of every kind. However, to maintain brand recognition, they … Continue reading Tinder buy Mutual and plans to rename it Tinder Mercies
