Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line

Barricading began at 5 a.m. in preparation for the 1 p.m. lunch rush. By 10 a.m., students began facing biological setbacks. “I had to ask my buddy to bring me diapers so my pee wouldn’t make me lose my spot in line,” said Joe Becker, who is allegedly potty trained. When the dedicated students finally started taking turns with the microwave, their suffering reached a … Continue reading Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line