BYU Introduces New AAVE Dialect Course for Upcoming Term

What is AAVE? For most Provo residents, it may be difficult to answer. Is that a campus building or a new streaming service? No. It’s BYU’s latest language course. For the last few months, the BYU Department of Linguistics and Office of Belonging have worked tirelessly in tandem to create AAVE 101. Still not sure what it is? That’s what the course is for, stupid—maybe … Continue reading BYU Introduces New AAVE Dialect Course for Upcoming Term

Tabernacle Choir Performs Coachella Day Three

They couldn’t believe it, but they wouldn’t not love it. Who’s “they?” We’re just the news, who’s for us to say? But in this case, the crowd in question was none other than the indie impersonators and intoxicated influencers of the infamous Coachella. And what they couldn’t believe was the ever-impressing ensemble of The Tabernacle Choir performing on the festival’s third day. “And on the … Continue reading Tabernacle Choir Performs Coachella Day Three

“Cocaine Cougar” Sells Out Varsity Theater Second Night in a Row

The G-Rated, LDS version of the highly anticipated “Cocaine Bear” introduces a cautionary tale about choosing the right. All in moderation. Amongst few, unemployed LDS historians, a hot debate takes place on the origins of The First Vision. Those like David Deserat believe the dark power that overwhelmed Joseph Smith seconds before the first vision was none other than a wild cougar, dressed in the … Continue reading “Cocaine Cougar” Sells Out Varsity Theater Second Night in a Row

After Days Adrift Over Helaman Halls, Honor Code Office Spy Balloon Has Been Deflated

President Kevin Worthen was briefed on the balloon on Monday morning. He was leaning toward taking down the balloon, the Daily Universe reported, but according to U.S. Pentagon officials, the risk to civilians on the Helaman Halls grounds was too high. President Worthen was cautioned against the move to shoot the balloon and instead was advised to continue to monitor the situation. “Just a training … Continue reading After Days Adrift Over Helaman Halls, Honor Code Office Spy Balloon Has Been Deflated

BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Winter Semester

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., influential speakers from different backgrounds across the world flock to the Marriott Center to present a gospel discussion so inspiring, it will make you say “wait- who’s actually attending these again?” This semester, church leaders and BYU faculty step to the side and let the true heroes of our days reflect on what it means to live the gospel. Winter … Continue reading BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Winter Semester