This last Sunday in the Provo one thousand and fifth ward, new members were given a slate to write their name and height on, as the Bishop of their ward, George Jorge, took mug shots in front of a marked height board.

When questioned about this avant-garde method of cataloging new move-ins, Bishop Jorge informed reporters that forming a mug shot line was the most effective use of the clerk’s time that he had ever seen.

“It just made sense!” said Jorge, to reporters,“It’s easier to recognize people when I know how tall they are and what they look like from both sides.”

Brody Barton, who participated in Bishop Jorges innovative new method of influx management as a clerk, informed reporters that this new method has yet to be adopted by any other ward.