Biblically accurate angel costume scars dozens at ward Nativity program         

In preparation for the annual ward Christmas Nativity production, leadership of a local Provo ward decided that Celeste Gabriel would be the perfect choice for the angel given her career as a makeup and effects specialist. However, things played out stranger than any of them could have imagined. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

“The appearance of the angel is a favorite moment for a lot of people here, and instead of the awe and wonder we normally see, the chapel quickly filled with the shrieks of frightened children – the kind that even Cheerio packs and coloring books can’t help with.” said Bishop Michaels.

Celeste told us “I’ve lived my whole life without knowing what most people think angels look like, so I went to the source and followed Ezekiel 10 word for word. Honestly, it’s my best work.”

The costume had such a strong effect that the rest of the program was cut and all second hour classes were cancelled. This was announced at the pulpit by Bishop Michaels who looked pale and was trembling.

“I’ve got no complaints” said Celeste, “I got to take an extra long Sunday nap. Seems like a win to me.”

Only time will tell if they bring back the nativity next year and how much of the ward budget will be used for therapy in response to this haunting occasion. We wish them the very best.