50 WAYS TO SHUT OUT LIGHT

Move someone’s bookmark to a different page.

Burn down your local food bank.

Scowl at someone.

Leave a passive aggressive note for your mail carrier.

Laugh at a friend.

Leave a bad review for a local business.

Abuse someone’s generosity.

Scam an old person.

Ask a woman if she’s pregnant.

Tell a loved one their vibes are off.

Sleep through all of your responsibilities.

Litter.

Send your friend 50 Josh Hutcherson edits.

Eat a meal in front of a homeless person.

Go caroling with food in your mouth.

Stalk a friend.

Introduce a freshman to Mutual.

Lie to a loved one.

Play Cards Against Humanity with your mom.

Pray for someone’s downfall by name.

Plant a copy of Mein Kampf in the children’s section.

Dig up the hatchet.

Catcall someone.

Sneeze on a single mother.

Pickpocket a veteran.

Learn to swear in a new language.

Carry an extra explosive for someone in need.

File a restraining order against a friend.

Tell a sibling they were an accident.

Trip a child.

Ask to speak to the manager.

Contribute to the Taking Machines locally or online.

Airdrop a photo of your feet in a public library.

Donate to your local cult.

Cross items off someone’s to-do list before they’ve done them.

Use your coworker’s chapstick.

Post about crypto.

Share a dark family secret on social media.

Tell everyone about your pioneer ancestors.

Unregister to vote.

Be nefarious on the dark web.

Speed in a school zone.

Leave a “gift” on a neighbor’s doorstep.

Support a local business and buy drugs.

Hide your roommate’s car keys.

Gaslight someone into apologizing to you.

Spoil a movie for a loved one.

Give in to 5 intrusive thoughts.

Call your ex.

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