LEAKED: President Oaks Only Changed Missionary Age to Save His Granddaughter From Her High School Boyfriend

After taking a lie detector test on his YouTube channel, President Oaks admitted that this shocking new policy change was only made to resolve personal beef with a minor.

Without spoiling too many of the changes he plans on making during his future reign as prophet, Oaks admitted, “It is anticipated that the age will go back to 19 when she comes home and joins a nunnery.”

Crushed by the news, James Closter, who has 70021 trophies on Brawl Stars, shared the following statement:

“oof.”

When asked to elaborate, he added, “Well, this just ruined my plan to emotionally manipulate her for the next 2 years…what am I supposed to do now?”

We sincerely hope that President Oaks’s granddaughter enjoys her mission, and that her ex-boyfriend doesn’t get too bored in the meantime. After all, he’s just a boy.